Sunday, August 7, 2011

Yes. Maybe. No.

Oh online dating... especially when it's on a free website.   What have I learned from my short, yet tolerable experience?  Online dating provides the perfect opportunity to "kindly" decline

Side Boob & Upper Boob

We sat at the bar.  My wrist rested on the backrest of the bar stool beside me.  My Jake and Coke waited for my kiss atop a thin, square, white napkin.  I don't remember if there were others around us, my eyes were too busily fixated on him.  His gaze was intense and deeply engaging.  We were slightly intoxicated and the conversation flowed.  It was comfortable and enjoyable; although I knew it wasn't possible, I wanted more...

We talked about everything from high school memories, where we would like to see ourselves in the next five years, and how work had been treating us.  Somehow we feel upon the topic of erotic pictures and that's when I learned about the seductive powers of side boob and upper boob. 

I had no idea side boob and upper boob could be so arousing and intriguing.  Sam explained that a frontal shot of breast are so expected and unoriginal.  A picture of side boob and upper boob was more tantalizing and